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Here you will find aims and qoutes from the one and only JAY THE BLOB!!!
Thankyou to CJ Bunni who introduced me to this uniquely random dude!
              !!!!!!!!!   WARNING !!!!!!!!!!!
  • If you are not as random as this guy,he'll steal your sheep, and call it 'Mohka' after a home made brand of pickled cheese.                                                 

Jay The Blob!!!!
 
My aims in life...
 
 

1. Become a famous rock star and live in a giant house with all my m8's and party 24/7.

   2. Create a new blood type called Type Bloop

3.Own 10,000 tress all called Milton. But the forest will be known as Henry

4. Learn how to surf and snowboard.

5.To own a shop with loads of upsidedown flags and ded good items with no price stickers. and when people ask how much it is i pull out a shotgun and fire a hole in the ceiling.

 

Quotes ...by ME!

  ' My place in life is growing'

  'Like i am taking a bullet for the president.'

 'Keep death off the roads, drive on the pavement'

'Kick him in the balls. it's the weak point THE BALLLLLLLLLZZZZZZZZZZZZ!

' Jesus is coming, look busy!'

Profile ! (WOO!!!!)

Name Jamie (Jayme) King

Age 16 (26th July 1987)

Lives (Costa Del Ulverston)

Fav Food - Cantonese Style Chicken in sweet and sour sauce

Fav music - Rammstein, Nirvana, Goldfinger, Other metal,punk,pop/punk,emo,rock type bands

Fave colour - Pink

Fav Type of Underwear - Boxers for myself. how can i respect a man who wears a thong.

Fav Type of chicken - that one that goes bok bok and pecks the seed from underneath the autobahn.

Fav tv show - Family guy it ownz the simpsons for comedy value

Fav film - Hmmm Aliens!!

 

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!LOOK AT THIS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

 

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 Piggy's are cute,cuddly, and they will all belong to me, and they will all be called Mr cuddly wuddly and hector.

Friendly piggys - Mr cuddly wuddly

Evil piggys - Hector

 

 

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