So what makes a chav?
Girls; Hoop earrings,gold jewelery,white trainers,clothes
2sizes too small,annoying accent,hair so tight it raises their eyebrows,over-pierced,size 6-10,slutty,annoying
laugh,think thier funny,hard,smoke like a chimney,swear like no-one's business...You get the point.
Lads;either gold stud or hoop earring,gold jewlery or big silver chains,white trainers,clothed
in nike addidas kappa puma all at the same time, Wear white blue and
more white,wear sport name shirts,comb lines in hair,too much gel,smoke like a chimney,think their
funny, hard, say 'like' 'f**k'in ellll' 'ENNIT' (often all in one sentence)
Both sexes of chavs are inbred.its a scientific fact.
Music ; hip hop pop RnB Dance etc anything crappy basically, with 'stars' saying 'yeah yeah yeah' on the mic.(anyone
could do that)Oh and don't forget getting pissed every friday night,and wearing your ankle's through
your earrings :D and an outfit as scimpy as you can find...And dont forget the
main give away! BURBERRY! EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEW! Why they think its
kool i have no idea! RETARDS.
As you can see, i don't like them that much, if it wasnt for the constant clever remarks of 'fu*kin
greebo' we wouldnt have a problem. We only say something to them if they say something to us.Then they cleverly reply
with 'you F*kin startin? I'll get my crew on you' Yes ok just because you cant
stand up for yourself you insignificant piece of sh*t.In some areas, there isnt a problem,
everyone accepts some people are different!For example, worcs and birmingham!!!However you cant walk through kidderminster
without getting 'haha f*kin greebo' at least twice. You just have to smile and think, at
least i'm not inbred :)

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