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Here i shall tell you of my hatred for...chavs,townies,kevs (whatever you call them!) Now don't get me wrong some townies can acutally be decent, they respect the fact that we are different rare i know! There are a few decent townies @ our school...but then again there's plenty of chavs.To name but a few, hmmm let's see if you ever see 'AZZ' graffiti then that's one of them.Also, any of the 'habberly CREW' or 'Cookley CREW' or even the Brum CREW' Guys, you all suck ass and are inbred:)

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So what makes a chav?
Girls; Hoop earrings,gold jewelery,white trainers,clothes 2sizes too small,annoying accent,hair so tight it raises their eyebrows,over-pierced,size 6-10,slutty,annoying laugh,think thier funny,hard,smoke like a chimney,swear like no-one's business...You get the point.
Lads;either gold stud or hoop earring,gold jewlery or big silver chains,white trainers,clothed in nike addidas kappa puma all at the same time, Wear white blue and more white,wear sport name shirts,comb lines in hair,too much gel,smoke like a chimney,think their funny, hard, say 'like' 'f**k'in ellll' 'ENNIT' (often all in one sentence)
Both sexes of chavs are inbred.its a scientific fact.
Music ; hip hop pop RnB Dance etc anything crappy basically, with 'stars' saying 'yeah yeah yeah' on the mic.(anyone could do that)Oh and don't forget getting pissed every friday night,and wearing your ankle's through your earrings :D and an outfit as scimpy as you can find...And dont forget the main give away! BURBERRY! EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEW! Why they think its kool i have no idea! RETARDS.
 
As you can see, i don't like them that much, if it wasnt for the constant clever remarks of 'fu*kin greebo' we wouldnt have a problem. We only say something to them if they say something to us.Then they cleverly reply with 'you F*kin startin? I'll get my crew on you' Yes ok just because you cant stand up for yourself you insignificant piece of sh*t.In some areas, there isnt a problem, everyone accepts some people are different!For example, worcs and birmingham!!!However you cant walk through kidderminster without getting 'haha f*kin greebo' at least twice. You just have to smile and think, at least i'm not inbred :)

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Make sure you visit this site, http://www.chavscum.co.uk
Which is devoted to exposing local chavyness.I found it hilarious.Well done webmaster!