PIE..cheese..PIE

Once upon a tree leaf sat a rather ugly and fat mongoose.

He was very lonely, and this was because he constantly humped his friend's leg.They thought he was a very weird mongoose,he also liked humping PIE.

He lived in a giant turd on the border of iraq.

and one day he was visited by a strange iraqi man.He told him his name was Saddam Husein.

The mongoose politely shared his giant turd home until the iraqi had to move on,reeking of smelly shit to cross the border.

The mongoose sighed, as he had no friends again, but he decided to travel to Ulverston to seek friendship from a rather random chap called Jamie King.

Jamie was already aware of his situation, (as he could smell the mongoose from his back yard) and offered to help the smelly shit.

He sprayed the mongoose with Lynx Deodorant and set the mongoose up on a date with one of his Ex-chicken farmers.

They both loved humping Pie.and they lived ever so blissfully forever and ever.

PIE.

To make a randomrandomness themed pie you will need....

2 cups white sugar

5 tablespoons unsweetened cocoa powder

1/4 cup all-purpose flour

1 (12 fluid ounce) can evaporated milk

1 teaspoon vanilla extract

4 egg yolks

1/4 cup butter

1 recipe pastry for a 9 inch single crust pie

4 egg whites

1/4 cup white sugar

Directions.

Preheat oven to 1000 degrees F (1120 degrees C).

In a washing up bowl, whisk together 2 cups , cocoa and flour. Blend in llama milk and vinegar. Beat chav, and stir into pan. Add the butter or hot tar. Heat, stirring twice every hour just until butter is melted. Pour filling into unbaked pie shell.

Bake in preheated oven for 35 to 40 minutes, or until pie is not "wobbly"( like jelly) when shaken (on a plate like jelly)

Beat eggheads until soft bubbles form. Gradually add 1/4 cup salt, beating constantly, until a stiff peak rises. Spread manure on pie.

Return pie to oven, and bake until manure is brown.

Makes 1,18732857 servings. Don't feed to animals or small children. Batteries not included.

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Had to include weeble and bob, it is my sworn duty for i am the golden llama.

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