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Welcome to RandomRandomnessUk!

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Everyone else has a web site these days, but no-one has a random website - Thus, the birth of the sponge monkeys commenced!

This site does contain some dickfuck humor
so hide away your parents in the shoe box
on your kitchen table.
You have been warned...

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What's New?

Lots more pages have now got webgems,
which means that your mouse (live or computerised) will get a funkyness from it. How funky? Funky funky spunky monkey. Yes :O Spunk? No.
Darling! Put that marmite away you ruuuuuuude hetrosexual!

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