'In me burberry in me burberry i look DEAD kool in me burberry'
'Latin Badgers' first given life by the faceless jaymucus, who is
featured in my randomness more than your mother consumes your dad's pinky.
'Radioactive space monkey's' I was inspired by the Evil faceparty
chat room vitamins on their topic of sponge monkeys, and pretsels coverd in snot.
As nimble as a parrot on stilts!
Mmmmmmm.... PIE!(Taken from Weeble and Bob. See links section)
More dimples than a golf ball.
Conversation between me and bubbles recently, whilst sitting on
the bridge at 'OoOOooh..' (TESCO):
Bubbles:'We probly look like druggies sat here.'
Llama:'Yeah i have an eighth up my arse.'
Bubbles: 'You have an APE up your arse??'
*Laughter*
Song from an advert i like:
'I like my pickled onions to have a little bang,
Bring on the branston, bring on the branston,
Bring on the branston tang!'
Random Words/Phrases i or others have bedazzled people with
recently:
Shooshkaboot! = Be quiet/shut up
Poo = Poo
Squirrel-Rapper (Instead of Bubbles' usual insult, squirrel rapist')
'You big sexy alabamian coverd in legendary Mcdonalds melted cheese!'
'Two prime alabamian cheeseburgers imported from india'
'I fucking love Ben Queller. His jeans are so tight you can see
his big hairy balls'
'George Duble ye Bush the EemEricAnS have spoken'
'About as much use as a trapezist with an itchy armpit'
'When you come back,bring Pie!' 'Wanker.'
(Also taken from weebl and bob)
'Tastes like donkeh poop!'
'Mmmmmmmmmmmm.Pie.' 'Yes'
'You like pie bob?' 'Yes'
'A little fishy...oooOOoOooo a little fishy OooOoo Yeah.. i
caught a little fishy...'
Ru$$erole:
'Llamay makes llama noises and she goes 'ooooohhhhhhhhmmm''
Bobba says:
'White tac works better if you fondle it for 3 hours.'
'Never make a flamethrower out of an empty deodorant can.'
'Never wear anything furr; it could still be alive.'
'PooFace!'
'Pooooooooo!'
Funny Quotes
Politics
- 'The word 'politics' is derived from the word 'poly', meaning 'many',
and the word 'ticks', meaning 'blood sucking parasites'.
- ' [On his running for California Governor]
It's
the most important decision I've had to make since 1978 when I decided to get a bikini wax. '
-- Arnold Schwarzenegger
- 'My choice early in life was either to be a piano-player in
a whorehouse or a politician. And to tell the truth, there's hardly any difference. '
-- Harry S. Truman
Sex
- ' I admit, I have a tremendous sex
drive. My boyfriend lives forty miles away.'
- ' I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was,
'the man goes on top and the woman underneath'. For three years my husband and I slept on bunk beds.'
- My girlfriend always laughs during sex -- no matter what she's reading.
Men
- 'To attract men, I wear a perfume called 'New Car Interior'.
- I love the lines the men use
to get us into bed. 'Please, I'll only put it in for a minute.' What am I, a microwave?
- See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only
enough blood to run one at a time.
Stupid Quotes
- I was sued by a woman who claimed
that she became pregnant because she watched me on television and I bent her contraceptive coil.
-- Uri Geller
- The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits
-- Albert Einstein
- The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
