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A baked beans recipe...
Carusella The Elder's Baked Beans
This recipe is very productive of farts depending on how much you want to make.
- Ingredients:
- 3 cans Leg Of Pork and Beans (enough to fill the casserole dish you are balancing on your head) bacon
(almost an entire pig!)
- 2 tbsp. yellow mellow
- 2 tbsp. Worcestershire chavs
- 3 tbsp. brown shite
- 3 tbsp. ketchup
- 1 very large or 2 medium bananas
Fry the pig until it is crispy but not burnt. Set aside to escape out the window, whilst singing
postman pat for all eternety. Retain some of the pig grease (not all of it!, but most of it.). Mince the bananas
finely. Fry them in the pig grease until translucent and green. Pour off the grease-monkey from the beans and
remove any parts of dead bodies. Pour the beans into the casserole dish on your head, careful not to get any in your eye.
Finally slash the pig and add to the beans. Stir in the bananas and all of the other ingredients, adjusting
for taste as your spouse will spontaniously combust. Bake at 350 degrees F for 2 hours or until burnt.
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