Random Sillyness

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Random Sillyness

A page for random sillyness......Wolliwop.

Sayings and silly words.

Jamie lives in CUM-bria

Chickens don't like brown bread

They are CHICKENS not DUCKS!

They is proper bad ennit like?

To fellow rocker; What you looking at you f*kin propa bad greebo?

Labels are for tins of beans,not for people.

Masterbation - Sex with someone you love.

On a man's shirt - Tell your boobs to stop looking at me!

Jelly is the future.

Jelly is your friend.

Let us battle with the packed jelly on webcam because we have nothing else to do!!!

Humpty Dumpty WAS pushed!!!

Silly words.

'chive' or the adjective 'chiving' pronounced 'chiv-ing' also known as 'stealing' See page 2148934815 for definition.

'asparagus' or 'strawberry' pronounced 'straw-berry' A crude vegetable monger.

'duckling' or 'fuckling' - A small animal who reproduces spunk filled omlettes.

'Various' also 'hairious' Meaning a girl who chokes on her own furr.

More sayings :D

More agile than a squirrel blindfolded.

As fast as a banana - just doesnt taste as good.

Dry your hair quicker: stick your head in the tumble dryer.

Jesus loves you - everyone else thinks your an asshole.

I can walk as fast as you can the backwards man the backwards man i can walk as fast as you can..

The golden llama says;

Fellow country bumpkins and squirrel lovers raise your left ankle if you have never committed anything illegal in 53 states.

Contemplate your redneck brains and squeeze pure sweat from your neighbours knee cap.

**And always forget to remember to forget that incest is perfectly normal - both in rednecks and chavs.

(__@__) - Asshole.

(_E=m2%_) - Smart Arse

(_*_) - Tight Arse

(___O___) - Saggy Arse

(____________O____________) Yo mamma's arse!