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This is a sponge filled crevas, i mean a page devoted to... yeah you sniffed the beaver.. drunken antics.

One of the first drinking events i attended was at Kelly Tommy's house a few years back.
The highlight of the evening was where Ellie stood ontop of a wall in the mis shapen garden filled with plant pots and dead chickens and shouted 'i'm on top of the world' Whilst rocking back and forth and nearly falling off the other side into a school playground.
She then decided to climb down and put her fag out on the tarmac, then realised she was too short to catch lemons.. or climb the wall.
We all put in some effort and managed to pull her up and lock her inside a tiny shoe used for midgets in circus'.

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Kirsty's Party..
Oh the delights of this party.. It was quite hilarious involving dry humpimg, a good ole game of spin the bottle and hedge hopping.
In the end libby and Tom pulled down the tent and we had to sleep outside, until we decided to go hedge hopping around kirsty's estate at 3 in the morning, and in her garden, it left about 7 holes which joined into 1 huge one and then Tom lost his shoe in the bush.
Then we decided we couldn't sleep and most of us walked home about 5am.

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King Rich's 'Summer Lovin' Party' (Lots of pics!)
This was just before my 16th, King, Bubbles, (Me)Llama, Lilly And Cjbuni attended this social gathering. After buying some booze, and taking a trip to 'Ooooh' (TESCO) for snacks, we headed back to the lair of the Almighty.
 
 

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Bubbles trying on one of the many king rich hats

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CjBuni also parading a lime king rich hat

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Me wearing a £1 hat and being a terrorist

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Libz getting wasted

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The almighty host himself, ladies and gentle squirts, KING RICH!

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On our random walk we stopped and took pics!
 
Me sucking off a light saber, i ruined a good photo Woohoo!

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We all enjoyed the night, and walked back to the house then slept like water hogs..in water.

The most recent piss-up was New Year's Eve, involving myself (Llama-Ass) , Munchkin, and evil spirits... those being what we were drunk on.(Of course, Munchkin wasn't drunk despite my efforts to spike his drinks) Damnit. (You would of thought half a bottle of vodka would do it, but nooooooooooooo he has to be awkward)
Anyways..
The night consisted of triangular cheese sandwiches prepared by none other than Tom Green, as in the film 'Freddie got fingered'.
We then proceeded to step outside and contemplate Pete taking a shit on the back lawn.We decided against this, but not until after i saw his bum.
We celebrated the new year with a lickle kiss (awww) and a few more drinks, and maybe one or two spliffs... we can't really remember... Moving on.
I tried to tell Pete he was drunk, the reply was ' i didn't' ..This proves my point, really.
I then continued to giggle like a fuckin school girl who just had her first nicotine rush..
I fucked up, because we put a cd on, it was 'cockney christmas songs', i kinda forgot there was a religious bloke there.. he wasnt too impressed, i wish i could of seen his latin squirrel (face).
That sums tums mums lums it all up really...
If i remember anything in the next 24 hours, i'll update this.
Peace in, My furry bum.
 
 

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